I seem to remember one year in the dance tent when a fire engine trying to get somewhere suddenly turned up and everyone started dancing around the flashing blue lights.
A story going round in either 98 or 99 was that someone had shat in Flitch's garden and after a terse phone call to the farm complaining, allegedly Michael Eavis suggested to her that it might be a dog and not a human turd to which he received the reply, "dogs dont wipe there bottoms with toilet paper,", I always hoped this was a true event and not a glastonbury urban legend.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Tue 19 Feb 2013, 20:48, Reply)