VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Simple grafitti wasn't enough for me- oh no, I had to try and be clever.The men's public toilets in the local park were already covered in all sorts of unsavoury scrawlings but me and my friend Ant found a few inches square free. We decided that we really didn't like the class goody-goody and plotted how to defame him. In Rhyme.
'Please help ******, He's desperate for a wank
You can touch his balls and he'll suck your crank'
If he's still as camp as he was then it could be a case of life imitating art.
NOT one of mine but spotted in a cubucle in Asda in Coventry, someone had at first scrawled 'I suck cocks'. Subsequently someone came in and defaced the defacement so it read 'I sock cooks'.
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Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:29,
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