Another pea but more on topic
From 'Childish things' QOTW

Being part of a convoy of cars delivering a building sites worth of stolen traffic cones to a mate's garden in the middle of the night spelling a rude message on the lawn with them and holding a shopping trolley out of the side of a Suzuki Super Carry at 40 mph then on command releasing the road borne missile down the same mate's driveway.

Being involved in detonating home made TNT substitute (many moons ago to any CIA monitoring this) in various German war bunkers

From 'Shoplifting' QOTW

Traffic island bollards (you know white and yellow, about 3 foot high, blue arrow to tell you which side to drive): fancied one for my place and aware of road works nearby where said items had been spotted waiting to be installed some days earlier. Gather friends, discuss plan: essentially park mark I Ford Fiesta (getaway vehicle of choice for all top villains I believe) round corner and casually walk up grab item and bundle in boot. However, best laid plans and all, as we turn up discover that roadworks are now complete and bollards very much attached to traffic island..."Not to worry chaps, back in a mo'" mutters Rab C and totters off under the bright street lights gathering momentum like a wildebeest crossing the vast savannah until we bear witness to the sight of a fully grown man rugby tackling a traffic bollard removing it completely unscathed from its concrete bed before returning with it and depositing it in the boot of the car all in full sight of passing traffic. Stunned silence followed by uncontrollable laughter followed by nervous drive home followed by parental query as to why part of the tax payers local infrastructure is cluttering up the garage.

Youth is wasted on the young you know.

Edit: In my defence I didn't waste its procurement and using some chipboard, a jigsaw and a piano hinge I did manage to manufacture a rather magnificent drinks cabinet.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 7 Oct 2010, 16:53, 2 replies)

The lucky git
I tried rugby tackling one of those once, it sprang to the floor as I hit it so I hit concrete face first - hard.
Got up and it had just popped right back up, the thing looked untouched.
I on the other hand looked bloody.
(Lord Potato, Fri 8 Oct 2010, 2:56, closed)

We probably use
Cheap crap concrete round these parts...everything else is cut price so it makes sense!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 8:10, closed)