VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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When I was 4I wrote "FUCK OFF" in purple felt tip pen on the outside wall of the apartment we were staying in in Majorca. I had seen it written on a wall near my house and had no idea what it meant. I still denied it when asked about it though, which prompted my mum to accuse me further even going as far as pointing out it was written in the same colour purple felt tip pen that I had been colouring in with earlier.
"Lots of people have purple felt tip pens" I said.
"Right" she said, and disappeared off to find my felt tip pens.
What I had had failed to factor into my stunning defence is that considerably fewer people in our apartment complex had those "magic" felt tip pens that changed colour when you ran the special white pen over them.
30 seconds later I was getting thoroughly yelled at for lying, vandalism, swearing and being a little smartarse.
And the words "FUCK OFF" were now a limey green colour.
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PMGT -Bacon., Fri 8 Oct 2010, 1:41,
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