Work night out
Good job, great lads, good crack out and me being a complete lightweight. Before the said night out lads bought a rake of can's which we duly necked in a side street. Then on to club for more drinkables and a bit a dancing. There was about 20 people from work there that night.

They witnessed me and a friend be ejected a hour before closing for using a fire extinguisher as a smoke machine. We hung around bored chatting to passers by. Looking down the side of the club in noticed loads of wheelie bins under a camera and, well, decided I wanted that camera. Now alcohol addled as I was of course I did not figure that my antics would be watched on camera by the door staff.

Who promptly came running at me and my friend knocking both us and bins like skittles. I ended up landing on my feet and scampering around a corner and over a fence and hid as the bouncers were running past.

Having escaped I wanted to ensure my friend was ok and walked back towards the club (I did say I was a drunken mess) only to see the bouncers look in complete shock before they grabbed me and reefed me inside waiting for the paddy wagon.

Result. Club fined for serving me when it was massively clear I was in no fit state to drink and then wasting garda time calling them to pick me up.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Sat 9 Oct 2010, 20:58, 3 replies)

a bit a dancing?
of, surely?
( disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 11 Oct 2010, 8:41, closed)

In an Oirish accent 'a bit a dancing' works

(Nanny Pat vote for me, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 13:58, closed)

A bit a dancin and a bit a drinkin.
( dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Tue 12 Oct 2010, 12:59, closed)