VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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"Wanker and Wanker" reminded me... Of the time that a couple of mates and I found an old menu board in the store room of the bingo club we were currently employed at. One of those black plastic things with dirty white letters that you pressed into it to tell hungry customers about the shit food they could buy.
The bingo hall kitchen had one of these already, with access to all the letters anyone could require, which they displayed next to the till for the bingo addicts who couldn't bear to go home to eat in case they missed something. But the one we found had only a few scattered vowels and consonants left on it. We contrived the best menu we could with the letters available (it was a matter of the challenge) and secretly swapped it for the "real" one.
It proudly announced the culinary delights of
"Glenn's Nasty Surprise"
"Arse Butties" and
"Rat Pie and Chips"
It took a day and a half for anyone to point it out. ;)
(, Sun 10 Oct 2010, 15:03, Reply)
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