Sexy School Vandalism
While preparing for study leave at the age of 16 a group of friends and I were given our username and passwords for the brand new suite of computers, Pentiums no less. It didn't take long for us to work out that everyone's username was their surname followed by their first initial, all the passwords were simple password. Having scanned the classroom to see who was absent that day we all signed in as ClarkeJ and proceeded to browse the internet.

The following day during a free period we asked a teacher if we could go into the computer room, which was his form room, since we needed to send some emails, we were let in and promptly all logged in as ClarkeJ again. After some initial football browsing one of my friends shouted for us all to have a look at his computer, proudly displaying some rather softcore porn pictures. Cue the rush to find the most graphic images we could find, it wasn't long before we're staring at an image of two Asian girls pissing on each other. The room falls silent only to be broken by the feint hum of a laser printer warming up, oh yes, he'd decided to print it out for posterity.

5 minutes later all the noticeboards in the room are full of pinned up hardcore pictures, pissing, fisting, pregnant asians, everything (that existed in 1997).

We legged it, one of our members had gone bonkers and we left him to tidy up. He didn't.

Instead after lunch a class of 11 year old students walked back into their form room to be greeted by that sight.

Days later we were caught, after ClarkeJ had initially been marched into the headmasters office and been severely reprimanded. Somehow, possibly because two of our number were dragging up the grade average, we were let off with 3 days of 'community service' style activities and we had to stay in school for study leave that week.

Crime never pays, but it doesn't seem to get punished either.
( JebediahSpringfield, Mon 11 Oct 2010, 10:53, Reply)