VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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I read somewhere that Marco Pierre White, having tried to chat up one of his dining clients and getting rebuffed at every turn, gave his membre virilis a rinse in her champagne, while saying "that's the closest I'm going to get with her tonight."
You have to applaud the man's perspicacity.
ObLength: I wasn't there. Can't really comment.
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