VandalismI got a load of chalk, felt-tip markers and paint from friends one Christmas in a thinly-veiled attempt to get me involved with their plan to vandalise the toilets at the local park. My downfall: Signing my name. Tell us your stories of anti-social behaviour.
Thanks to Bamboo Steamer for the suggestion
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 7 Oct 2010, 12:10)
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Marvellous!I once went to a Natacha Atlas gig, which, as she opened with her trademark, beautiful, haunting Arabic wail, some guy behind me said pissed off, "Oh for fack's sake this is all vat fackin Paki taxi driver shit innit?! Fackin cants!"
... to which someone managed to get in before me "Well you're the cant that paid 17 quid to get in 'ere, mate ... "
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 12 Oct 2010, 13:43,
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