Village graffti
Written on the side of the old golf shop in a Cambridgeshire village is 'Histon sucks beach boys'

But what does this mean? Is it unfinished and means Histon sucks, beach boys yay. Or does it mean the population of Histon should suck the beach boys.

I'm confused.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:05, 6 replies)

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Could be Histon sucks Waterbeach boys?
(cmouse is pondering about life in other jobs, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:13, closed)

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Why stop at Waterbeach why not Landbeach as well. Suck one, suck one free.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:19, closed)

No Chance
The good people of waterbeach suck their own cocks thank you very much. They don't do outsiders...
(mersault, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:34, closed)

I used to know a girl who's surname was Histon.
Maybe its suggesting that she's popular in the surfing fraternity?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:23, closed)

Did she often
speak of a golf shop. If so, yes, if not, its more than likely an unfortunate coincidence.

I am still puzzeled but am making progress to meaning of this phrase.

It could mean the phrase is unfinished, possible additions to date being yay, Land and Water. Or it could be a reference to a slaggy girl but not that slaggy if she has never spoken about a golf shop.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 12:34, closed)

I bet
that girl was a bit of a foxton...?

Sorry. I tried.
(MightyX5 living on a small island on, Thu 14 Oct 2010, 8:18, closed)