Ooh, me me!
I thought of one time where I did a bit of graffiti and got sod all recognition for it.

A while ago when I was much dumber and believing that I had to fight against the man I signed up to join a little group who were pissed at the way the government had treated both us and certain members of the public. Our group was started after the government started cutting costs when it came to housing development and ignoring certain housing regulations and safety rules which led to a number of severe birth defects affecting the local populace (It was on the news and everything).

Anywhoo I came in a long time after this and was eager to prove myself in the only way I could think of defacing government property. I didn’t want to go down the whole easy target of council buildings that were closed and decided to do something at the nearby port instead, to inform all people entering the place about our group. Strangely enough I managed to get past the security pretty easily and wrote a decnt sized scrawl on the wall before buggering off to hide.

I sat back at home feeling a little smug as surely something as bold as graffiti at an airport would make the local news right? Wrong! Shortly after doing that some silly sod (who had a face like a bunch of melted M.U.S.C.L.E man figures) managed to set off a bomb in passport control after being dressed as a woman and my little bit of handiwork was promptly ignored.

To add to the tale I eventually met the bloke that did the bombing and it turns out he was also a member of the same group I was with, he also took the piss out of the fact that he was also semi responsible for making my graffiti dated and non topical anymore as the bloke I wrote it about is now sodding dead.

I’m getting angry now, I need to take a holiday. I think that I might give Rekall a bell to see if they can take me away from this and see if I can forget the time I wrote Kuato lives on the wall.

Apologies for length, women with three breasts and excessive gore.
(mon bison powered by magnets, Wed 13 Oct 2010, 16:14, Reply)