My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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All meRound a mates house one night after a particularly heavy night out, i was feeling rough and felt that eating would help me get through it. First thing that i found was a banana. So i duly started to shove this thing into my face, to try and halt the onset of upchuck. Problem was that was exactly what i was doing, apparently i had forgotten how to eat and was just shoving that banana into my face in the general region of my mouth. Everyone left the room for a few minutes to do god knows what, when they come back in they are faced with this scene:
Me sitting on a chair, with half a banana in one hand, and lying with my face in a pool of my own sick on the kitchen table.
Oops
I had eaten like 200g of pasta and pesto that evening, that doesn't sound that much but it expands a feck of a lot when its down there.
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 22:59, Reply)
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