My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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BarfMy husband did a beauty - we were at a huge party one night, lots of beers consumed. He came staggering up the stairs, banging into walls and said "I think I'm a bit pissed, better go outside a while". He got halfway there, but unfortunately projectile vomited on a poor unsuspecting girly girl who got in his way. She was dripping in vomit, had some big chunks in her cleavage. Mmmmmmm! Hubby just went outside & passed out. He did sooooo much grovelling to the girl the next day ........
(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 23:54, Reply)
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