My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Young loveMy first proper snog.... Party, darkened nightclub, aged 14, many pints of cider & black. I hurled up a whole pint full back into an empty glass, boy comes to see if I'm ok, puts arm round my shoulder as I chunder, I wipe my mouth, then we snog for a good hour or so before I dash off to chunder again. Ah, young love.... (Some scanky kid almost drank the pint I left on the shelf, now THAT would have been funny...)
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 0:13, Reply)
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