My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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A loaf of Puke
My brother, not me, was at a party in which he consumed many beers and proceeded to eat a huge bag of potato chips, a huge bag.
Later, he got sick and was laying on the patio. When he chunked, it came out as a solid and looked like a huge loaf of bread followed by laughter as I pissed myself laughing at what looked to be a loaf of bread coming out of my brother's mouth.
Great times.
Once I puked orange because I drank a bottle of triaminic because it tasted good. I was 5.
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 2:07, Reply)
My brother, not me, was at a party in which he consumed many beers and proceeded to eat a huge bag of potato chips, a huge bag.
Later, he got sick and was laying on the patio. When he chunked, it came out as a solid and looked like a huge loaf of bread followed by laughter as I pissed myself laughing at what looked to be a loaf of bread coming out of my brother's mouth.
Great times.
Once I puked orange because I drank a bottle of triaminic because it tasted good. I was 5.
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 2:07, Reply)
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