My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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The funniest vomit I've ever seen....We had been drinking all day and night (usual back then) and Brian had to leave the premises in a hurry. This means run out the back door of the bar holding his hand over his mouth.
Well, he didn't make and ended up vomitting down the sleave of his leather jacket. What a mess.
The follow up to this was that he tried cleaning his jacket with gasoline to get the smell out. It didn't work, so his jacket had the smell of gas and puke for about the next 6 months - yes, he still wore it.
The second funniest was when Brian's girlfriend was driving us home "The morning after" and I let out the worst smelling fart ever. First Mario (another friend) made her pull over so he could puke. The sight and sound of Mario puking caused Brian to leave the car and start puking as well. Sylvia was pissed off and I could not stop laughing - ok maybe that was the funniest. Especially when the homeowners of the lawn they were filling with puke got out on their balcony and started cheering - true...
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Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 7:58,
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