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We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!

(, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Fire is the cleanser...
After a night of very heavy drinking at a meeting of internet geeks (I us the term with love), a couple of friends wandered over to the local Aldi carpark to play with fire (as you do).
They were experienced fire breathers and fire twirlers. I was... perhaps not so experienced. After watching an impressive display of fire breathing I demanded to be taught how to do it...

A couple of false starts, but then I was producing some decent flames. At the same time I was swallowing a quantity of kerosene / paraffin oil. Combined with the beers and whiskies I'd been enjoying, I think we can see where this is going.

Sudden nausea struck, and I vomited a nasty goo that lit as it passed the torch. I had invented a new act: Fire Vomiting! Yay!

To this day I remain proud and unabashed. I believe there may even be photographs somewhere.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:29, Reply)

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