My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Champagne x2Just remembered another. Involves alcohol, but no drunkedness...
Probably the worst food poisoning I've ever had. The culprit, a dodgy pork chop from Prague. The effects of which didn't take effect until I was in Berlin (on a bit of a tour round eastern Yurp, looking at aeroplanes if you must know - stop pointing and laughing). Big airshow at Schönefeld airport and we had a pleasure flight on a lovely old Russian plane (IL-18 for those that care).
As part of the classy experience, a glass of champagne was offered. Me thinking I has already spent much of the morning sat on bog, head in sink (good bathroom design allows this to happen, god help you if they're too far apart) wondered whether to pass it up or not. Since I was feeling better, I thought why not, and very much enjoyed said bubbly stuff. I also quite enjoyed it again about 10 minutes later when it returned from the land of stomach. Mainly because my stomach was completely empty after the earlier retching acrobatics, and it tasted pretty much the same on the return journey....
Yum.
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Scoff Cruddle you would, wouldn't you?, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 10:42,
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