My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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More Tea Vicar?Just thought of another one - Went to a house party at a friends (we'll call him Dave) whose parents were v posh and spent most of the time abroad (probably how he manages to still live in the family home at the age of 30 , but I digress). Anyhoooo, 'sampled' every liquid in the house and decided I needed a little sit down in the conservatory. Was in the middle of a conversation, and not feeling too bad, when the urge to chunder was becoming more persistant. Not wanting to put the other person off their thrilling banter I looked around for a suitable receptacle and all I could find was a small plastic watering can. It had to be done and I was very proud not to spill a drop and carry on the conversation once I had filled it. This was at least 8 years ago and I am still asked at parties if I am the watering can bird.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:04, Reply)
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