My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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My former landlord/housemateused to vomit in small amounts regularly all day. He'd sit watching cricket all day, occasionally getting up and run to the wastepaper basket or the sink. Then he complained when the rest of the house stopped washing up and emptying the bins.
The day he decided it'd be much more convenient to have his own vomit plate on the coffee table was the day I decided to leave.
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Newington, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:04,
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