My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Handbags are a girl's best friendAs I work for an international company every now and again the 'big cheeses' come from overseas by the busload and it is up to us lowly minions to take them out for dinner, etc. A couple of weeks ago they came over and at the time I had a pretty bad cough and would errupt into coughing fits that lasted about 10 minutes. Anyhoooo, had been out for tres swanky nosh with them all and we were all on the hired bus with them for the journey home. Admittedly I was a little bit tipsy which didn't help when I had an eruption and started coughing my lungs up. That wasn't too bad until a thin trickle of sick started running down my nose and turned into a niagra. I didn't have any tissues/ a scarf/ hat to catch it so I had to just tip my head over my handbag and hope it didn't start seeping out the bottom. It eventually stopped before it was full and we had to get off the bus again to go to another bar. I could smell sick for days!
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:41, Reply)
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