My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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New house pukeWe were at my friend Brad's new house in Brum, didn't have any carpets down but still looking nice.
We were all abit worse for wear but not that bad, apart from Andy who was smoking his special rollups if you catch my drift.
I was talking to Jen, Brad's girlfriend, and we hear an almighty splash. We walk into the the other room with Andy having sprayed the whole floor with about 40 litres of chicken and water.
As quick as a flash the cat comings running in and and going crazy chomping up all of the chunder and licking it all up clean! Brad comes running in a psilt second after, worse for wear after smoking some too and using Toilet Duck, getting down on his hands and knees trying to scrub the floor mubbling "Jen's going to kill me when she gets back." not realising that Jens been at the party all the time, since she lives there.
Watching Brad and the cat fighting over puke made me want to cry with laughter and spew at the same time.
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Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 11:56,
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