My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not me but a friend.
Picture the scene, You are showing off your rock climbing skills and you are 50ft up a tree, it is dark and you are drunk, very drunk. Next thing you know is you are falling lucky thing was a nice big branch breaks your fall, fracturing a vertebrae and breaking an ankle.
Now for the vomit..
The unfortunate tree climber was in Casualty lying in bed wearing a neck brace that totally restricted head and neck movement. Suddenly our victim reflex vomits..well what goes up must come down soaking him in his own vomit.
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Terry Oblong There's nobody here but us chickens on, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 12:24,
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