My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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work partynot so long ago (let hope know-one here knows me from there), i was dared by my boss to down a bottle of wine, which i did, in about 5 seconds. we headed on to watch the croatia-england match, at the work bar, and i drank alot more (free bar) and chatted drunkenly to a very nice girl. wonder off to take a piss, feel the need to eject bottle of wine. so, wilst pissing in the urinal (one of those individual ones, rather than a wall/gutter combo) i chundered into it, a huge amount of very red vom. my aim was somehow perfect, and it all went in, but ever inch of said urinal is now red. pleased with myself, i zip up, wash my mouth out and head back to girl. come back about 20 mins later for another piss and 2 lads are stood there admiring my handywork. thought it best not to own up...
no appologies for length, my gf (girl mentioned above actually) tells me its what you do with it that counts
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 13:07, Reply)
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