My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Vomming on the jobShort and sweet really. Highly bladdered on the old wife beater and had managed to pull a girl from Redditch (not very hard) She had a double water bed and I got sick very quickly. I vomited all over her face whilst I was conkers deep but she didn't care and wiped it off and told me to carry on. Feeling much better, and still maintaining wood, I carried on. Oh, and a girl puked on my dick once after I'd coughed my filthy youghurt in her mouth.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 14:19, Reply)
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