My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Spawny getI once managed to spew up almost an entire All Day Breakfast sandwich through my nose at work after a pretty heavy night on the tiles.
I told everyone that I had a bug but that i would stay in work, for the good of the company (smarm, smarm). I then went to my desk and fell asleep. I was later put forward for a staff award due to my exemplary level of commitment to the job.
Very spawny indeed.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:18, Reply)
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