My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Many years ago in a house far, far away........Had spent the night at a mates house drinking Brandy. We'd manage to polish off two 1 litre bottles of the stuff and had fallen to sleep. In the middle of the night I'm awakened by the sound of my mate vomiting profusely into a bucket. Giving the room a lovely Brandy/Vomit aroma.
Anyway...In the morning I got up a little worse for wear and went downstairs to have a cig. My mate lived with his mum and she didn't like smoking in the house so I'm stood at the front door.
I look down and see the breakfast that my mates mum has left out for their cat. Whole Pilchards, heads N all. The cat had already had a few nibbles and this vision combined with my roughness and cig didn't go down well. I dispensed with the cig and ran into the house. My mates mum was in the bathroom so I had to head upstairs to 'the bucket'. I flew into the room grabbed the bucket (that my mate had used during the night) and hurled for about ten minutes. Lovely. A mix of his and mine.
I've never drank Brandy since.
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Evil Bastardo, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:30,
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