My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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1st and Last - and a few inbetween1st memory of a mentional chuck. Puking black coffee into a snow drift. The smell, the steam, the pure artistry.
Other memorable events. Drinking too much whiskey at school, snogging the school moon beast then waking up stuck to the bog floor. When I later blew my nose found a peanut in the snot. Strange.
Animal Vom - dog used to like sleeping in my bed under the duvet. One morning it started to make some wierd coughing noise followed by the predicted spew. Only by moving at the speed of a striking slug did I avoid dog sick. Even worse the blood thing had skidded in the bed as well.
Breaking the laws of physics. - How is it if you throw up against a closed door some of the puke is always on the other side??
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:31, Reply)
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