My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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So many to choose fromThe best/worst was probably my 21st birthday. I had drank more that night than in my previous years put together. Finished it off with a kebab.
Later while sleeping I puked all over the bed but didn't move or try to clean it up, I can still remember the warm sensation as it washed over my body. After regaining the power of movement I managed crawl downstairs for water, I duely drank from the tap then explosivly vomited on the kitchen window next to the sink.
Returned to bed only to be greated b the perfect remains of a kebab on the bed, I had emptied the entire contents of my stomach onto the bed. Meat, salad and a little sauce looking vomit. No pitta bread sadly or it would have warranted a turner prize! Sadly it just looked like a bloodied turd. My smell quickly returned and prompted more vomiting but it was an anti climax after the kebab.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:41, Reply)
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