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» Premonitions
Not a permonition per se
I have a young nephew who was only toddler when september 11 occurred, at the time his favourite pastime was building up two towers from bloks then smashing them down. After sep 11 he stopped this curious trait but was far too young to understand what was going on. The creepy thing is he has a bear he has name after me, sweet isn't it, his favourite entertainment is now to run the bear down with a tonka truck. I now live in mortal fear of large lorries.
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 17:07, More)
Not a permonition per se
I have a young nephew who was only toddler when september 11 occurred, at the time his favourite pastime was building up two towers from bloks then smashing them down. After sep 11 he stopped this curious trait but was far too young to understand what was going on. The creepy thing is he has a bear he has name after me, sweet isn't it, his favourite entertainment is now to run the bear down with a tonka truck. I now live in mortal fear of large lorries.
(Sat 20th Nov 2004, 17:07, More)
» My Worst Vomit
So many to choose from
The best/worst was probably my 21st birthday. I had drank more that night than in my previous years put together. Finished it off with a kebab.
Later while sleeping I puked all over the bed but didn't move or try to clean it up, I can still remember the warm sensation as it washed over my body. After regaining the power of movement I managed crawl downstairs for water, I duely drank from the tap then explosivly vomited on the kitchen window next to the sink.
Returned to bed only to be greated b the perfect remains of a kebab on the bed, I had emptied the entire contents of my stomach onto the bed. Meat, salad and a little sauce looking vomit. No pitta bread sadly or it would have warranted a turner prize! Sadly it just looked like a bloodied turd. My smell quickly returned and prompted more vomiting but it was an anti climax after the kebab.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 15:41, More)
So many to choose from
The best/worst was probably my 21st birthday. I had drank more that night than in my previous years put together. Finished it off with a kebab.
Later while sleeping I puked all over the bed but didn't move or try to clean it up, I can still remember the warm sensation as it washed over my body. After regaining the power of movement I managed crawl downstairs for water, I duely drank from the tap then explosivly vomited on the kitchen window next to the sink.
Returned to bed only to be greated b the perfect remains of a kebab on the bed, I had emptied the entire contents of my stomach onto the bed. Meat, salad and a little sauce looking vomit. No pitta bread sadly or it would have warranted a turner prize! Sadly it just looked like a bloodied turd. My smell quickly returned and prompted more vomiting but it was an anti climax after the kebab.
(Fri 20th Aug 2004, 15:41, More)
» Useless Information
The Surface area of the lungs
is roughly the same as a tennis court (80 meters square)
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 2:00, More)
The Surface area of the lungs
is roughly the same as a tennis court (80 meters square)
(Wed 23rd Mar 2005, 2:00, More)
» World's Most Hated Food
White sauce!
I mean really. The most descriptive thing you can say about it is that is white, so is spunk.
My ex girlfriends mum used to smear it on everything *shudder*
The ingredients butter, milk, salt & flour. I swear the more I type the more it sounds like 'man paste'.
I'm off to scrape my tongue in penance.
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 23:13, More)
White sauce!
I mean really. The most descriptive thing you can say about it is that is white, so is spunk.
My ex girlfriends mum used to smear it on everything *shudder*
The ingredients butter, milk, salt & flour. I swear the more I type the more it sounds like 'man paste'.
I'm off to scrape my tongue in penance.
(Thu 15th Jul 2004, 23:13, More)
» Shit Stories
Holiday Horror
I remember this as if it were yesterday.
Our family was sitting in pub/restaurant ordering and my dad had popped off top the loo.
We continued chatting & ordered our drinks after a little while we noticed the most awful stench, a kind of feces/vomit combo fresh from the oven. We were not the only ones as we looked around we noticed everyone had stopped eating and drinking and was curious as to the souce of the smell.
Cue dad attempting to stealthly leave the toilets as a wall of putrid shit stench struck the the room from the open toilet door. He took one look around the pui and left. We quietly paid for our drinks and left shortly after not wishing people to realise we are related. Days later in the hotel people were still commenting this pub had a smell not unlike the feces of the damned.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 12:58, More)
Holiday Horror
I remember this as if it were yesterday.
Our family was sitting in pub/restaurant ordering and my dad had popped off top the loo.
We continued chatting & ordered our drinks after a little while we noticed the most awful stench, a kind of feces/vomit combo fresh from the oven. We were not the only ones as we looked around we noticed everyone had stopped eating and drinking and was curious as to the souce of the smell.
Cue dad attempting to stealthly leave the toilets as a wall of putrid shit stench struck the the room from the open toilet door. He took one look around the pui and left. We quietly paid for our drinks and left shortly after not wishing people to realise we are related. Days later in the hotel people were still commenting this pub had a smell not unlike the feces of the damned.
(Fri 7th May 2004, 12:58, More)