My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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White PukeGot up for work. Had to catch the 6:45 train to London. Had a heavy night before so did my usual of drinking a cold galss of milk to cure the hangover. Walking up to the buss stop I have my first ciggy of the day. It doesnt agree with me.
I then spew pure milk all over the path in a lovely white fountain and carry on walking.
When I get to the bus stop and looked round there were about 5 other people who were behind me and must have witnessed 'white puke'.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 15:58, Reply)
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