My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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School CanteenI must have been about 4 or 5 years old. We were being fed hot dogs and that bloody peas/carrots/sweetcorn mix they used to do at infant school. Anyway, the tables were set out 10 kids to each, 5 on each side.
(Un)Luckily, I was right in the middle and all of a sudden - even surprising myself as I felt fine - I erupted. All over 9 other kids and their dinners.
It was a mess but I was secretly dead proud with myself. Left that school shortly afterwards.
First post from me, I was a member on the old board and have been lurking for the past 2 years before signing up again. What a good ice-breaker this is eh?
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:17, Reply)
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