My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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ScubaWas on holiday recently and had a day scuba diving. The instructor told us a story about two lads...
The night before they had been out and drunk rather a lot. But that morning they got on all their scuba kit - wet suit, air tanks, rebreathers, etc, and were happily swimming around under water, admiring all the fishes. Then one started to feel a bit ill and turned a bit green and he vomited under water through his rebreather and ended up swimming through a cloud of his own vomit - when his mate saw what happened he promptly threw up too. The plus side is that all the all the fish rushed up to them to eat their vomit for lunch so they got a nice close up view.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:22, Reply)
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