My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Recent Puke - The Spitfire VomitI was at the Spitfire Proms a few weeks ago.
A very civilised affair. Picnic outside a stately home with a spitfire flying over then The Royal Philharmonic playing all the classic favourites.
As it was a civilised affair we all took our young ladies and had a very pleasant picnic. About 10 old people set up their deckchairs behind us and were obviously having a very jolly time.
I took gin and tonic as I didint want to get slaughtered. Unfortunately I accidently got steaming drunk. My firt measure of Gin was 3/4 gin. I remember the fisrt half of the concert . It really was fantatsic and I highly recommend it.
Can't remember anything else after that.
My missus says that she realised I was pissed when she took me up to dance to the band that were on between halves. Apparently "it was like dancing with a toddler at a wedding".
Then I sat down and went floppy and was singing 'Hitler has only got one ball' to colonel bogey at the top of my voice. She was telling me to be quiet because of the pensioners and I was saying " no they love it - they hate Hitler too."
Then came my finale. During Rule Britannia when everyone else is stood up I was heaving.
Rule Britannia - phworoyurrrkkrkrkkkgg
Britannia rules the waves..
yurrrghhhjjkkkss
Wish I remembered it because it sounds bloody funny.
(, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 16:34, Reply)
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