My Worst Vomit
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
We all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
( , Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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why i can't drink red bull
at our sixth form christmas party we hired out the top floor of one of the bars in northampton town centre, and in the spirit of christmas we were offered dirt cheap double vodka and red bull. as a foolish 17 year old i proceeded to down 8 of these in less than 2 hours and the rest of the evening is a blank. i was woken up by my evil parents who informed me that i was to get up at once and "clean up" - it turns out that i'd been sick outside the front door while i was trying to get my key in the lock, and being december it had frozen solid. i had to drag very poorly self out of bed and pour kettle after kettle of boiling water on the frozen pavement pizza to wash it away.
not pleasant...
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:47, Reply)
at our sixth form christmas party we hired out the top floor of one of the bars in northampton town centre, and in the spirit of christmas we were offered dirt cheap double vodka and red bull. as a foolish 17 year old i proceeded to down 8 of these in less than 2 hours and the rest of the evening is a blank. i was woken up by my evil parents who informed me that i was to get up at once and "clean up" - it turns out that i'd been sick outside the front door while i was trying to get my key in the lock, and being december it had frozen solid. i had to drag very poorly self out of bed and pour kettle after kettle of boiling water on the frozen pavement pizza to wash it away.
not pleasant...
( , Fri 20 Aug 2004, 20:47, Reply)
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