My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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One Night In Maccy D's...Being out in Edinburgh aged 16 or so one of my friends felt rather ill. We decided that a quick visit to the McD's on Prince's street to tactical spew would be in order (we were young so it was before the 1 o'clock closing).
My friend was really needing to spew so we ran under the barrier into the upstairs toilets but he failed to get into the cubical and instead began to vomit copiously into the McWash. The automatic washing thingy then squirted soap on my friends head as he leant into the alcove and followed it up with a torrent of warm water and a nice blow dry - giving my vommiting friend an early shower!
I was pissing myself laughing but he got his own back because just as i thought he had finished and i was cleaning the bowl he let out another spray of vom all down the side of my head. I then had to use the "McShower" to clean myself up aswell. All in all a lovely night...
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MrUppity, Fri 20 Aug 2004, 23:25,
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