My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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kids eh?When I was 2 my parents took me on holiday to Germany. There was a wedding at the hotel that we were staying at, and , even though we weren't from the area, the bride and groom kindly invited us to their reception. I was a pretty cute baby and when the bride saw me, she asked my mother if she could have her picture taken with me, as she thought it would be nice to have a picture of herself in her full wedding gear holding a very cute, fat baby.
Unfortunately, what with all the people passing me to each other ( bear in mind I had just drink a bottle of milk), by the time I got to the bride I was violently sick all over her, completely ruining her dress...and, quite possibly the happiest day of her life.
I wonder whether they are still married? Or whether that bride ever got over a fat baby spewing all over her dress?
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 6:43, Reply)
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