My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Recall Another OneThe scene is the infamous freshers week, and on this particular saturday, I had overconsumed on the night before (incident involving 15 Southern Comforts, still managing to discuss politics then passing out cold on the nightclub floor). My flatmates were nice enough to get me home. Bless them.
This saturday, its the freshers fair, where all the new fresh faced freshers get to join clubs and the like, and basically find their "clique".
The rugby club, as a rugby club is want to do, decided to give away free shots of tequila to tempt people into joining. I had no intention of doing so, but this is the point I had a stroke of genius. Hair of the Dog! I'll feel much better once I've had a tequila salt n lemon. Down it goes. Grin. Sway. Go Pale.
Next thing I know I'm moving very quickly through the crowded hallway with a mouth full of sick dribbling from the edges of my mouth, leaving a little trail. But it hadn't escaped totally. Just outside the main hall, I found a cardboard box open, and went for it. Since I already had a good mouthful, the second blast was a torrent.
The Box was full of little dolmio pots that were to be given away in goodie bags somewhere.
Shame really.
(, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 15:49, Reply)
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