My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not me but my friend.This was a long time ago, after a night out celebrating new year. A couple of my mates crashed out in the lounge after some celebrating in the local pub. Well during the night one of them left a rather chunky pile of technicolour yawn next to the sofa, and in the morning promptly blamed it on the hamster. After pointing out to him that the pile of sick was about ten times the size of the hamster and that anyway the hamster was 10 miles away anyway, he duly puked all over the microwave. Nice.
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Coctail, Sat 21 Aug 2004, 21:48,
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