My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Ooh.Another one I rememberI was at a friend's wedding just before Easter.My wife and kids had gone home earlier and I was catching up with friends that I hadn't seen for ages,having a few refreshments.I ended up getting a lift home with my best friend's dad.About a mile from home,after a very queasy journey,I honk pungent lager and whiskey spew all over his nearly brand new car.He was really good about it and drove me home without stabbing me or anything.I've never been more ashamed since I shat in a sink at university.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 0:24, Reply)
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