My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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first holy communionMe aged about 7 or 8, front row of church. Alter starts swaying up and down, I faint and wake up. Vomiting ensues all over the pew and front of the church.
I was quickly escorted out the back. It was probably an omen to me latter denouncing all religon and becoming an athiest. (My parents only wanted me to be a christian so i could get into a catholic school).
Oh and I just remembered, I was also puked on some little kid as I was leaving
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 2:54, Reply)
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