My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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I'm afraid I have a few of theseWe were driving a friend home who had got very drunk at a party.
He wound down the window and tried to throw up out of it, but we were doing about 60 on the dual carriageway, and most of the sick blew back into the car. He also got quite a lot down the gap where the window goes into the car door.
Result: every time we wound up the window for the next year at least, the window would have picked up a new bit of dried sick from inside the doorframe.
"What have we got this time?" "Oo, looks like some pot noodle."
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expf, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:46,
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