My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Last but not leastSame friend as the story below. House party this time, and he was sick out of an upstairs window.
It rained heavily that night, so we assumed it would all wash off before the parents got home the next day.
How wrong we were. We hosed the front of the house down, but to our horror we realised that the acid in Andy's sick had actually bleached the paint on the front of the house in a big splattery stain.
To make matters worse, he had also vommed a large amount of rice into the upturned leaves of a yukka plant placed near the front door, which we had to spoon out with our fingers.
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expf, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 11:48,
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