My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Oh Just Remembered Another One!Sadly this ones about me though. Again out of Aberdeen, went down to my Gran's in Forfar to see my 11 yr old cousin (i was about 14 at the time) who was visiting from Canada. On the way down me and my dad stopped of at Little Chef *shudders* . I Cleverly decided to have their loverly dunking donuts with chocolate sauce. Nothing on earth is more heavy and sickly. Then it was off on the road again.
Picked up said cousin in Forfar and we all went out for the day in Perth. Only on the drive there the donuts decided they didnt want to be digested, the little rebels. As we enter Perth i decide i cant hold it any longer, my dad quickly gives me an empty bag and i jump out. Only the donuts overpowered me and i only managed to get a little in the bag. The rest narrowly missed the feet of a local family walking passed. I'll never forget the mother's expression of disgust. The 4-5 year old son looked fascinated at this vomitting lad. Hmm. I think my cousin thinks im a little odd now. He's not wrong you know...
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 19:50, Reply)
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