My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Not me but the cat a few years back...My sister, being the smart arse that she is, decided it would be funny to creep upon the cat and grab it. So she quietly crept into her room where it was cralling about ovr her sofa bed unaware that she'd arrived. When she did jump and grab him, not only did he throw up all over her german dictionary and coursework in big kitty chunks, but it shat all over her. Poor thing (the cat, the the twunt of a sister)
Her teacher didnt believe the "cat threw up and shat all over the homework" excuse.
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Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 20:25,
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