My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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If You're Tired, You're Tired!!!I was once so drunk that I woke up in the middle of the night and puked all over my mattress, whilst trying to find the bag at the side of the bed. When I eventually found the bag, I missed it and emptied the remaining contents of my stomach all over the bedroom floor (whilst leaning in the initial deposit). Not too enamoured with the thought of spending half an hour cleaning the floor and changing the bed clothes, I put my head back back down on my digested food-splattered pillow and lay in it until morning.
(, Sun 22 Aug 2004, 20:47, Reply)
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