My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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my first time...so, this would be the lovely first time i had even been drunk....
My girlfriend and I were to go to a lil overnight party in her friends basment. were we would drink vodka and cranberry, and what ever assorted coolers made it our way. now heres the intresting part, this my first time drinking heavily so i took it easy. how ever my girlfriend did not. and she made the mistake of finishing off someones micky in a hurry.
the thing about this party was, there was only one toilet. and no real access to any sinks or buckets near buy. now with all of us being un-mature drinkers the toilet remained occupied with sick people through out the night.so when it came time for her vodka to escape the confines of her body the only un-occupied containment unit was a cat litter box.
so it was intresting to have to explain to her the next morning that yes, she indeed was puking in a cat litter box.
and so i dont sound like a jerk for posting this, she asked me to... and i ended up in that very bathroom a few weeks later when i learned what tequila was...
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 3:53, Reply)
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