My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Milky vomitThree of my friends once decided to find out if one could actually drink an entire gallon of milk within an hour. We popped in a crappy movie (something with Heath Ledger, I think), opened up the jugs, and the milk-gulping began. After one hour, each jug was about 1/8 full. For the next hour and a half after that, they vomited pure curdled milk into a triple-lined garbage bin. One of my friends actually managed a constant stream of regurgitated moo-juice for 11 seconds straight (yes, I had a stopwatch). Now, I thought I was being all mature and whatnot by not drinking a gallon jug of milk, but when dared to look into and smell a garbage bin half full of rancid milk and stomach juices (I accepted of course), I put in my own fair share of belly bile.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 6:16, Reply)
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