My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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bus + crap hat + cocktailsIt's not amazing, so i'll make it short.
Take one "Cocktail Society Night" (named "coc Soc" to keep the youngsters tittering all night) and make it 50p a cocktail.
bunch of students.... one wearing a pink/purple hat of extreme crapulence (me), Drink LOTS, Return to halls on Bus.
Feel the surge, and the obvious ensues... make awesome decision to use this fleece-hat as a barf bag... SUCCESS!!! NO SPILLAGE!! but, the journey has only just started... so I cunningly place the aforementioned hat on the lap of the lad next to me. He was fast asleep, and it seemed like a great idea to me.
Fleece hats leak. They're like coffee filters!!
As the bus went over the penultimate speed bump, I removed the hat and held it out of his sight.. and exited the bus to hear him saying "shit... some bastard spilt nasty shit all over my jeans". Fair comment.... he was wearing white jeans, and lt looked like he'd spilt lots of tobasco on them.... funny that.
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 23 Aug 2004, 10:21,
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