My Worst VomitWe all love a drink. Some of us love them so much they want to see them again on the way out of their mouths. I once got caught by surprise by the boozy sickness while chatting to some friends in my kitchen. Quick as a flash I grabbed a nearby pan and chundered away merrily in it. Realising it was probably time for bed I staggered off to my room. Unfortunately, my co-ordination failed just as I reached the landing and I somersaulted down the entire flight of stairs with my saucepan full of vomit. Beat that!
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chthonic, Thu 19 Aug 2004, 21:00)
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Would you like your dinner mashed?Just remembered this one, although I'd been trying my best to forget it. For some reason at my primary school, the dinner ladies would offer to mash your dinner up, presumably to make it more appetising (did this happen to anybody else?) Anyway, the first day I ever tried liver I had one veg instead of the usual two with it - leaving a space on the plate. After the first mouthful of liver, I realised what would become a lifelong hatred and fear of the stuff and puked on my plate - filling the space remarkably neatly. The ensuing revulsion and laughter from the kids sitting around me brought one particularly nasty dinner lady to the table, who proceeded to mash my 'dinner' angrily without the usual enquiry, or realising a third of it was puke. I ran away from the table, and the wall of laughter and pointing, in tears. Bastards.
(, Mon 23 Aug 2004, 11:23, Reply)
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